I walked into FIRST BANK today, I took 5 deposit slips and 5 account opening forms.
I looked at the counter to see which receptionist had the best pen.
He wasn't using it so I asked him to lend it to me,
he gave it.
I went to the water dispenser and drank chilled water to my satisfaction with three different disposable cups️.
I went to the convenience, used it.
I sat down closest to the AC to feel the cool breeze peruse my brain while I found available sockets to plug my phone, Bluetooth, MP3, and my touch light.
After 3 hours, I decided to leave without returning the pen.
At the door, I asked the security man where the trash bin was, he showed me.
I broke the pen and tore all the 5 deposits slips and the account opening forms and dumped it in👍
That was PAYBACK for the 20 Naira you guys deducted from my account which prevented me from withdrawing the last 1000 naira I have there.
MTN and AIRTEL are the next,if you hear the kind prañk they do me this week.
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