Welcome to Nigeria ππ
-We call every toothpaste MACLEAN
We don't careπ π π!
We are like thatπ π π!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help itπππ!
-We call every detergent omo
It's in our DNAπππ!
-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like thatπ π
π ♀️π ♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the houseπ ♀️
We are just like that.
-When Nepa⚡ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like thatπ π !
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problemπππ!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't careππ€£!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by manππ€£ππ€£ππ€£.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous ππ€£ππ€£π€£.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like thatππ€£π
-We can't change, the way we are ππ
-We are πππ€ͺ Nigerians
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When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly πππ.
We are Africansππππππ
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